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Because one day I will play an OC with Chloe Bennet's face. Or Daisy. We just don't know. ANYWAY - we will comment with characters and requests. Surprises are a-okay. Shenanigans shall ensue.

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this is probably predictable but i don't care. i love them.

[epistemic]

[Here's the thing. Derek Hale doesn't really date.

He's tried, in the past, to varying degrees of spectacular failure, but for some reason, he got talked into actually acting on whatever this thing is that exists between him and Phoebe and asking her out on a date. He's fairly certain that should they stay together she won't turn on him and viciously try to murder his family and/or pack, so it's a fairly safe move to make.

It's sad that that's the kind of criteria he needs to judge the women in his life by, but what can you do?

He's currently pacing a bit in the entryway of his loft waiting for her to finish getting ready so they can go, and quietly running through all the ways this particular venture could go wrong.

Get your shit together, Hale. It's just a movie.]

Almost ready?

i love predictable, tho.

[crescents]

Haven't you heard? You can't rush perfection!

[ a light scoff punctuates her sentiment, but soon enough, phoebe emerges from the bathroom. she twirls in place for his benefit, because she's shameless that way, her light blue skirt billowing out before her. she lifts her hands up in a ta-da! sort of way. ]

Well?

[ phoebe is tinkerbell, derek. she needs applause to live. she'll settle for a non-sour expression, in your case. ]

[epistemic]

[He rolls his eyes at the statement before he turns around to face her, but once he does there's a small smile in return.]

Perfect.

[There. Happy?]

[crescents]

[ she could be happier, but it's always baby steps with derek hale. thankfully, phoebe donovan has learned to be a patient woman. ... okay, so she hasn't learned patience, but she does believe derek is worth waiting for. ]

Perfect! [ it's chirped back at him, fingers threading with his as she tugs him out the door. ] Let's get a move on, wolf boy. I like seeing the trailers.

[epistemic]

[Derek smirks as he follows her lead, out the door and heading to the movie theater.]

We can at least get popcorn, right?

[crescents]

As long as it has a fuckton of butter and salt.

[ she's an angel with an angel bod ok. she does not have to worry about butter and/or salt. ]

[epistemic]

[And neither does Derek, so he is good with that.]

Perfect.

[And they're going to get the largest size popcorn because it's probably got free refills which means they can literally have ALL THE POPCORN. It's important.]

[crescents]

[ it's so important. and so is commentary. sorry, derek. you're going to be subjected to phoebe's livewatching. ]

Is that guy seriously threatening suicide to snag a date?

[ HOW IS THIS ROMANTIC? ]

[epistemic]

Apparently.

[Derek has never seen The Notebook. This is a bit of a rude awakening and he's really thinking they shoul have just gone to see the new Die Hard.]

That's taking dumb teenage shenanigans a little too far.